Quirky Pet Dynamics Gifts

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Dedication to excellence....

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."