Quirky Pet Dynamics Pillows

"You treat me like a dog."

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Cat Show

Dedication to excellence....

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'And this is scraps.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."