Quirky Pet Antics Follower Pillows

'Okay, you can watch 'animal planet'....just don't try any of that stuff at home.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Cow Blue Arrows

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Stubborn Horse

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dog ignores angry cat.

'Can I have flies with that'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

The Karate Kitten.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Priest with the Pet Devil.