Quirky Pet Antics Follower Mugs

'Okay, you can watch 'animal planet'....just don't try any of that stuff at home.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Stubborn Horse

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Can I have flies with that'

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

Dog ignores angry cat.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Barney! Get down!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Pull...'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

The Karate Kitten.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Bear Juggling Penguins.