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'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Dog Calenders.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Namastayyy

Atomic Bear: Part 2

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Cat scratches dog's car.

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."