Pet Eccentric Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: shoulder pads

Seagiraffes

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Newt sale

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'And this is scraps.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

'It's the only way I can wash him.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Cats and Dogs.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'