Egg Eccentric Gifts

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'But I digress...'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

How Platypuses Are Born

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Going down?'

A Macaroni in 1773

He just fell off the wall. It sounds like a case of "restless egg" syndrome.

It's Humpty-Dumpty! Tell the King we don't know who's behind it. But we suspect poachers!

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'.....sunnyside down.'

101 uses of a dead cat: shoulder pads

"We've been empty-nesters for a long time now Dear, so this has to be a cuckoo egg..."

Easters Eggs being colored by standing in a rainbow

'Man, I can't catch a break.'

Fishing for boots.