Egg Eccentric Gifts

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

How Platypuses Are Born

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Going down?'

A Macaroni in 1773

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'.....sunnyside down.'

101 uses of a dead cat: shoulder pads

"We've been empty-nesters for a long time now Dear, so this has to be a cuckoo egg..."

'Man, I can't catch a break.'

Fishing for boots.