Descartes' dog.
Existential Pet Gifts
Looking for a gift for an existential pet enthusiast? Explore our collection designed to celebrate those who see their pets as more than just animals—thinkers, philosophers, and deep souls with a sense of humor. Find witty mugs, clever T-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking prints that capture the humorous side of pondering life's mysteries with a furry friend by your side. These unique items are ideal for pet lovers who see their companions as fellow explorers of the universe, blending wit, warmth, and a touch of existential humor.
Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
Dreams I have had...
"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."
Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre
"No more nuts and bolts for you!"
"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."
Dinosaur Pet Stores
Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.
I was allowed to chew this. But not that
Cafe Philosophique
The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband
Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1
Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.
'Thinker's drinker.'
'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'
'I had a Near-Death experience and all I got was this T-shirt.'
The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet
Telepekingesis.
Metaphysical Bike Parts.
A Grim Reaper following an unsuspecting Doomsayer about to end his Life.
'What is the point? Young Master spends more time playing with his virtual pets on his computer than with us...'
'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'
'Sorry, I've decided not to die.'
"Does it really matter if her cloud is whiter than ours, Adriana?"
"I'm still an atheist."
"I'd like to go back and change my shirt."
Two couples fighting against the sands of time
"You watch, therefore I am."
'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'
"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."
The big question
Francis Bacon
God rolls dice
Good news! Your exemplary life qualified you for pre-check status! You can probably guess the bad news.
Existential Pet Gifts Collection
Existential Pet Mugs
Discover our full range of existential pet mugs—perfect for anyone who loves to start their day with a philosophical chuckle alongside their coffee.
Existential Pet Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows celebrating the existential pet—great for adding a whimsical touch to living rooms or bedrooms.
Existential Pet Prints
Explore our artistic prints inspired by the existential pet—bring both humor and depth into your home decor.
Existential Pet T-Shirts
Browse our collection of existential pet T-shirts—ideal for pet lovers who enjoy adding a humorous and thoughtful twist to their wardrobe.