Existential Viking Gifts

Looking for a gift for your existential Viking? Find cleverly designed products that combine Nordic charm with humor and deep thoughts. Perfect for those who ponder life’s mysteries with a Viking’s zest! Surprise a friend who embraces the Viking way of life but also loves a good philosophical quip with our unique range of gifts, from mugs to art prints. Celebrate their quest for meaning and their fierce independence with something that speaks to their dual nature. Whether they’re battling life’s big questions or just rallying for a good laugh, you’ll find something memorable here.

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"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...." mockup

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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"Why bother?"

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle." mockup

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

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Chiller Theatre

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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Zenemies.

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Pastorius wonders why.

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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Extreme Sisyphus

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Optimist

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?" mockup

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

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"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all." mockup

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fyodor Dostoevsky

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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Dreams I have had...

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"Life after death"

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"But what if this is all there is?" mockup

"But what if this is all there is?"

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"Is this who I am?"

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"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity." mockup

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea. mockup

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

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"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?" mockup

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

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Existential Viking Gifts Collection

Existential Viking Mugs

Discover more humorous and thoughtful gifts for the existential Viking on our mugs collection page—perfect for everyday pondering with a splash of Viking bravado.

Existential Viking Pillows

Find more cozy, witty gifts in our pillows collection—perfect for adding Nordic humor and depth to any space.

Existential Viking Prints

Explore our prints collection for more Viking-inspired art that combines humor and philosophy—ideal for fans of Nordic wit and wisdom.

Existential Viking T-Shirts

Looking for more clever apparel? Check out our T-shirts featuring existential Viking themes—ideal for making a bold, ironic statement.