Existential Wanderer Gifts

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

'Male pattern blandness.'

Joe's Bar - If you're trying to find yourself, maybe you're in here.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

reincarnated worm...

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

ET Mishap

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Needs to get a life"

Hats and Food

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Extreme Sisyphus

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