Existential Pet T-Shirts

Descartes' dog.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Dreams I have had...

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Cafe Philosophique

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

'Thinker's drinker.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'I had a Near-Death experience and all I got was this T-shirt.'

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

Telepekingesis.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

A Grim Reaper following an unsuspecting Doomsayer about to end his Life.

'What is the point? Young Master spends more time playing with his virtual pets on his computer than with us...'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'Sorry, I've decided not to die.'

"Does it really matter if her cloud is whiter than ours, Adriana?"

"I'm still an atheist."

"I'd like to go back and change my shirt."

Two couples fighting against the sands of time

"You watch, therefore I am."

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'

"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."

The big question

Francis Bacon

God rolls dice

Good news! Your exemplary life qualified you for pre-check status! You can probably guess the bad news.