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God rolls dice

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Zenemies.

Extreme Sisyphus

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Fyodor Dostoevsky