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"Up gets you nowhere."

"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."

Assisted suicide.

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Nihilistic customer service"

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Waiting Room For Godot.

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Man falls off perch

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Charles Darwin

Reptilian trauma.

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'I don't know why I'm here... nothing was ever my fault.'

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

"I suggest we ignore him - he's just another identity workshop victim."

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."