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"Up gets you nowhere."

"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."

Assisted suicide.

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Nihilistic customer service"

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Man falls off perch

Waiting Room For Godot.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

Reptilian trauma.

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Charles Darwin

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'I don't know why I'm here... nothing was ever my fault.'

"I suggest we ignore him - he's just another identity workshop victim."

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."