Existential Musings Fan Gifts

Looking for a gift that taps into the reflective nature of an existential musings enthusiast? Our collection offers witty and philosophical designs that speak to the curious mind. Whether they’re contemplating life's big questions or just enjoy a good existential joke, these items will resonate deeply. Ideal for fans who appreciate humor blended with thoughtfulness, our products are crafted to inspire conversations and introspection alike.

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"Up gets you nowhere."

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"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."

"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life." mockup

"You can wrap it up in a pretty package, but it's still life."

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Assisted suicide.

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'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.' mockup

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be." mockup

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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Business Sisyphus

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Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty) mockup

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

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Waiting Room For Godot.

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"I think, therefore I am depressed." mockup

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

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Man falls off perch

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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason." mockup

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

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"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial." mockup

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

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Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre. mockup

Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.

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"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!" mockup

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

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Charles Darwin

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Reptilian trauma.

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"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

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"Do you think he'll bring treats?" mockup

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

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'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.' mockup

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

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"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!" mockup

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

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Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level. mockup

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

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'I don't know why I'm here... nothing was ever my fault.'

'I don't know why I'm here... nothing was ever my fault.' mockup

'I don't know why I'm here... nothing was ever my fault.'

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"I guess I can’t prove I exist either." mockup

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

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'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

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"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize." mockup

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

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'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

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