"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."
Existential Musings Gifts
Searching for a gift that speaks to the deep thinker or the soul-searcher? Our collection of products inspired by existential musings adds humor and depth, ideal for introspective friends or colleagues who love to ponder life's mysteries. Brighten their day with a playful reminder that even the universe's big questions can be fun. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these thoughtful items will spark smiles and conversations.
He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement
Sartre didn't have it quite right - hell is actually other epidemiologists.
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
reincarnated worm...
'Hamlet'
Jean-Paul Sartre
Pinocchio's Second Realization
"Why bother?"
Chiller Theatre
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"
Pastorius wonders why.
Zenemies.
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
Extreme Sisyphus
Optimist
"You need to justify your own existence first."
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."
"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."
Existential Musings Gifts Collection
Existential Musings Mugs
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