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"Life is like a bowl of cherries. Hard plastic on the inside. Cheese spread on the top."

YOLO vs YODO

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

Devil paints God.

Yes, wisdom does come with age, but it's not because we've had time to Google everything.

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

"Now you've done it!"

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'

'That's what you get for reaching in the cookie jar.'

"When you kiss me Daddy, your whiskers tickle me!"

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'Are you sure your grandpa REALLY got your nose?'

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

Assisted suicide.

'Live lobsters...Dancing nightly.'