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"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

Devil paints God.

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

Janus.

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

Hissing booth Free hisses

I feel happy

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 2

The Grumpometer.

Red Whine

'Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

Dark cloud.

'I think I need a new psychiatrist. The one I have now gave me a mood ring to monitor my progress.'

'Low self esteem.'

"Life is like a bowl of cherries. Hard plastic on the inside. Cheese spread on the top."

I guess it's gonna be one of those days.