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'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Pull and all nighter...

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Big Medium

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"Is that before or after tax?"

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

"I suggest we ignore him - he's just another identity workshop victim."

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

"Tell me more about this inferiority complex."

Palmist Alarmist - Uh ooooh!

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

'Mystic Ken sees your future in the stars.'

"If she's so good how come she didn't predict this?"

"I'm trapped in the wrong ID number."

'There goes one for the book -- he had a very happy childhood, and now he feels guilty about it.'

"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"

'Did I sleep well? I didn't stay awake to find out. . .'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"I'm too tired to be annoying right now."

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."