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'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Pull and all nighter...

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You wanna put that back?"

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

Big Medium

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"Is that before or after tax?"

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

"I suggest we ignore him - he's just another identity workshop victim."

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

"Tell me more about this inferiority complex."

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

'Mystic Ken sees your future in the stars.'

Palmist Alarmist - Uh ooooh!

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

"If she's so good how come she didn't predict this?"

"I'm trapped in the wrong ID number."

'There goes one for the book -- he had a very happy childhood, and now he feels guilty about it.'

"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"

Madam Zenas Psychic Hotline.

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"I'm too tired to be annoying right now."

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."