Mindful Musings Mugs

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"

"Wouldn't it be fascinating if dogs could read our thoughts? Or would it be horrifying?"

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'There goes one for the book -- he had a very happy childhood, and now he feels guilty about it.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

'No thanks - just wanted to stop and smell them.'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

"I'm trapped in the wrong ID number."

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

"Tell me more about this inferiority complex."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Big Medium

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

Leo Tolstoy

Superstitious Black Cat

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

Parmenides