Mental Musings Mugs

'Have you ever considered learning to think on your feet?'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Pull and all nighter...

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

Big Medium

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

Leo Tolstoy

Superstitious Black Cat

"Is there anybody there?"

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

Parmenides

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

"I don't know what this mumble jumble I just said means either. Let's call tech support."

'It's a great invention, but what if it falls into the wrong hands?'

"Look kid, you can't blame everything you do on me."

flying monkeys

"Sometimes a spirit will linger in this world if it has emails it needs to reply to."

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

"I suggest we ignore him - he's just another identity workshop victim."

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'