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'Have you ever considered learning to think on your feet?'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Pull and all nighter...

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"You wanna put that back?"

Big Medium

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

Leo Tolstoy

"Is that before or after tax?"

Superstitious Black Cat

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

"Is there anybody there?"

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

"I don't know what this mumble jumble I just said means either. Let's call tech support."

Parmenides

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

"Look kid, you can't blame everything you do on me."

flying monkeys

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

'It's a great invention, but what if it falls into the wrong hands?'

"Sometimes a spirit will linger in this world if it has emails it needs to reply to."

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'