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'I finally got out of debt. That's when I lost my work ethic.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Go! Means NOW!

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Pull and all nighter...

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

Team Leader

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

"You wanna put that back?"

"You can do it!"

Anxiety of Change

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"Welcome home, Dear. Did you catch the carrot today?"

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"What is it you'd like to know about incentives, my son?"

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Big Medium

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'