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'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"You wanna put that back?"

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Big Medium

Introduction to Metaphysics.

Greek goddess

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Walkies with the Stars

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

Superstitious Black Cat

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'