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'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Why we need poetry. . .

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

With Aristotle, it's either true or false -- He hates it when you say "whatever."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Auguste Comte

'So push has come to shove...'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Introduction to Metaphysics.

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Ethics shmethics! If the cheetahs are using performance-enhancing drugs, we'd better start, too.

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'That's it?'

Jeremy Bentham

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

Leo Tolstoy

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."