Metaphysical Musings Gifts

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Introduction to Metaphysics.

Big Medium

Greek goddess

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

Walkies with the Stars

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

Superstitious Black Cat

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.