Philosophical Musings Gifts

Frank starts to reconsider his atheist beliefs.

"There has to be more to this life than just being 'a good boy.'"

'Good question. Dear, which came first, the birds or the bees?'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Paul Ree

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."

Non Thought For The Day.

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Dad, what is peace?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Understanding art.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'