Philosophical Musings Appreciator Gifts

Remember when fallout was something that happened to your hair?

Meat Grinder

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Cow Kong

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Big business is not evil

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

"...but, seriously..."

"We pay the living dead wage."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Bob Dylan

Leo Tolstoy

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Gonna Suck

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

Ship of fools.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

Y2K Solutions Inc.

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

Waiting for Dogot

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."