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First Principle of Human Crankiness

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

Covid 19 Variant

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

I wonder if they can think...

Muses of the Couch

'What would Nostradamus do?'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"