Moody Muser Gifts

First Principle of Human Crankiness

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Covid 19 Variant

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

Muses of the Couch

I wonder if they can think...

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."

'What would Nostradamus do?'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.