Moody Maestro Gifts

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

A Good Batch.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Violin Practise

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Music producers.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

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"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Computer Music

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Lawrence of Suburbia

'I think he is a composer.'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Musical Prodigy

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'