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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Optimist

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Life after death"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Existential Risk

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."