Ethereal Relationship Enthusiast Gifts

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Ok, ok, last page.

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"It's time to pull the plug."

Heaven II

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Not funny."

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)