Ethereal Comedy Buff Mugs

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I miss the evildoers.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Man turns into an angel.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'Look, we don't want any trouble! All we ask is that you sign this release form in case you get hurt while you burglarize our house.'

'When is break time around here?'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

Heaven II

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

"Texting and driving?"

"It's just a little death defect."

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."