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'You're allergic to the environment. We've got to get you off the planet.'

'Been coming here ever since Florida got crowded.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.