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'Sorry, but I can't see you ever moving to Tahiti...'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Rising Gas Prices

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"How to deal with weeds."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'