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"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A vampire in a canoe.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Canada's winter survival kit.

Sun Worship

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Let's talk climate change.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Winter Coat

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

Desert Island Inmate

'Take me to Acapulco!'

"Gah! Too many people!"

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Dreaming of Summer.

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."