Climate Escapes Gifts

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A vampire in a canoe.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Canada's winter survival kit.

Sun Worship

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Let's talk climate change.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Winter Coat

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

'Take me to Acapulco!'

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

Dreaming of Summer

Dreaming of Summer.

Desert Island Inmate