Country Escapists Mugs

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

Holiday time.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

Making Things Pleasant.

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"What luck!"

Heavenly Desert Islands.

A Real Working Vacation.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

BBQ Escape.

Crisp New England Air.

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

'Women should stay home and raise their children!'

'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'

A castaway's dog play's fetch with his message in a bottle.

'Fishing in the West.'

'...straight down there and turn left after the third squashed hedgehog.'