Desert Escapee Pillows

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

Sand danger

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Tourist

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Lost

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'