Desert Escapee Gifts

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Tourist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Distance to horizon varies.

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Lost

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.