Deserted Escapist Pillows

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Art of Surviving

Anywhere but here

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"At least my putting has improved."

"This better be high tide."

Sleeping Tiger

Your library book is overdue.

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

A Great Idea.

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

Catching Coconuts.

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

'LAND!'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

'It's an absentee ballot for the last election.'

Free WiFi

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

Sitting Fairy

He lives in a little world of his own.

How Cecil and Moira found their way to happiness...

"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."

"He lives in a little world of his own."

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons!'

'You're looking scrumptious today.'