Deserted Escapist Pillows

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Art of Surviving

Anywhere but here

Young Houdini

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"At least my putting has improved."

"This better be high tide."

Sleeping Tiger

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Your library book is overdue.

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

A Great Idea.

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Catching Coconuts.

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

'LAND!'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

Free WiFi

'It's an absentee ballot for the last election.'

He lives in a little world of his own.

Sitting Fairy

"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."

How Cecil and Moira found their way to happiness...

"He lives in a little world of his own."

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons!'