Wilderness Escapist Pillows

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"How's the salmon?"

Skier and his dog.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.