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Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Local Knowledge

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Sausages.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Echo Tourism'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Rock Climber

Sport Utility Boot.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'