Nature Adventure Pillows

Wilderness - City.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Sausages.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Echo Tourism'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Rock Climber

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."