Nature Escapade Enthusiast Pillows

"Get me the hell out of the wilderness!"

'One good thing, descending should take less time and effort than climbing.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

'Life is great' down on the farm.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Welcome Spring.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Bears catching fish

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'