Wilderness Adventure T-Shirts

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'The trip into the wilderness strengthened our team very much because the worst salesmen got eaten by wild animals.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Desert Island BBQ

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Sausages.

Deer Season Open.

'Echo Tourism'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Collies Without Borders

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Snowmobull

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'How's the water skiing?'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.