Nature Escape Mugs

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Rock Climber

Sport Utility Boot.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Don't even think about it."

A smiling cyclist

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'