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Rapunzel

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

Scientists building a tower

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Seriously?"

Single Family Home Sanctuary

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Deflating Island

"Gah! Too many people!"

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Playpen Jailbreak.

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

Turkey on the run.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.