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Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

'I'm taking no chances.'

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"Gah! Too many people!"

Deflating Island

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Playpen Jailbreak.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

Rapunzel

Turkey on the run.

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

Dreaming of a Desert Island.

"No, no, don't crash. . . I forgot to save my document!"

Way out.